I’m playing football in my hovel:
palestine4ever: There is a painful deficit of rage-inducing material on the front page today.
palestine4ever: I rely on LukeFord.net to outrage me and keep me on the heterosexual path.
palestine4ever: Luke, if you could ask any question (or related series of questions) to a 1960s student radical-turned-terrorist-turned-professor, what would they be?
palestine4ever: HOW AM I TO GET ABOUT IN THIS WORLD WHEN EVEN THE MORAL LEADER HAS NO GUIDANCE?
palestine4ever: I made a new passing acquaintance that I am very excited about, Luke.
palestine4ever: But I’m not sure how to go about the conversation without insulting blacks, gays, or mexicans
palestine4ever: She’s an atheistic communist Jew though so perhaps you have some guidance, being someone who’s stood in the same room with David Horowitz and not vomited.
palestine4ever: She once described Manson’s chick stabbing Sharon Tate in the stomach with a fork as "far out"
palestine4ever: And she was a wanted domestic terrorist for awhile
YourMoralLeader: patti hearst?
palestine4ever: As a collector of strange bedfellows, I cannot pass up the opportunity to be her BFF.
palestine4ever: Close!
palestine4ever: Very close!
palestine4ever: She was more on the armed revolution for the workers type trip
palestine4ever: Maybe, Luke, I could use some kind of common Jewish hand signal or something to prove to her that I’m of the tribe
palestine4ever: Emma, if I don’t find something to be outraged by pretty soon, I’m going to murder someone.
palestine4ever: At least we can all see the world through Holly’s eyes now.
palestine4ever: Luke’s doing performance art, 12.
palestine4ever: He wants us to see that the Holy life is Holy even in its objectification of the "crotch shot"
guest12: None of this would be happening if Al Gore had campaigned a bit harder in 2000
palestine4ever: I agree 100% with that.
palestine4ever: Honestly, I’m pretty sure that Luke’s cam is the barometer of a healthy democracy.
guest12: This is part and parcel of the Bush years. It is what we will remember
guest12: A morally healthy people do not watch things like this on the internet
palestine4ever: Luke’s cam is the pet rock of the 00’s.
guest12: There is much spiritual sickness here.
Emma: What would happen if the celing fell through
palestine4ever: Help me, 12. Help me to purify.
guest12: America must recover its bearings and it shall, just as soon as a brown-skinned man takes the oath of office to become President.
palestine4ever: I come here to be outraged and incensed, this just makes me 🙁
guest12: I have Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal in mind for that.
palestine4ever: This is what the West tells us is "good" for us.
guest12: The West has been in decline since 1914.
guest12: This is all wrong. At every level
guest12: Wrong for you, wrong for me, wrong for Emma as we can plainly see.
guest12: Moments that at the end of life, we will wish we had spent differently
palestine4ever: Wrong over here, wrong over there, wrong from sea to shining see.
guest12: One thing I’ve learned from Luke’s blog is that somewhere out there, a rabbi is mollesting a child.
palestine4ever: LUKE YOU ARE LISTENING TO A THEME SONG FOR A SOAP OPERA.
palestine4ever: VOLUNTARILY.
palestine4ever: I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING.
palestine4ever: LukeFord Cam: Buying the K-Tel Masterpieces So You Don’t Have To.
palestine4ever: Yes, he’s pumping iron to soap opera themes.
palestine4ever: Whew, I could see the veins popping out as you rocked the Anne Murray
russiandragon: omg crotchcam
palestine4ever: He’s been doing this for the last hour.
russiandragon: crotchcam?
palestine4ever: probably 20 visitors have come and gone, Emma and I have stayed because we’re immune to the crotchcam
palestine4ever: I WILL RETURN LATER WHEN THIS ROOM IS NO LONGER LISTENING TO FAGGOT MUSIC.